Personally I think it's a little bit risky to antagonize Dobermans, but this fella didn't seem to think so. You see TV's and lampshades don't get angry and come bite you when you hit them with things. This particular user got a free pass from the teeth and claws tornado.

"I was recently playing Baseball on Wii sports with a few friends over. A few hours in, on an epic pitch to see if I could break 95Mph, I accidently had the mindset of actually throwing a ball. The wii remote slipped from my hands, snapped the wrist cord, and flew out of my room's open door (Thank the lord it didnt break anything.) and into my hallway where it slammed into my pet doberman pitcher. It hit her in the butt, and all it really did was wake her up, shes tough. The remote still works fine, no damage to it.

Funny thing is... a few days ago I was making fun of the stories of wii remotes leaving peoples hands. Now I know. Lol. I ended up just tieing a square knot with the broken cord and reattaching it. Its so worthless that Im sure that the break wont make a difference. -mark"

Mark, if I was your dog I probably would have bit you back. That just goes to show you what a loyal pet you have there. Just to see if my pet was that loyal, I thought about beaning my goldfish with my Wii Remote, but then I decided just to hang on to it and play another ten frames of bowling in a calm and rational manner.