Ah the destructive and completely predictable mix of women and alcohol. One minute you are thinking you're going to get them out of your hair for a bit, but as they drink they just get violent, and that's when the problems start. Derek tells us how it all went down...

"Ok, so about an hour ago the Wii strikes again. Heres how:

I was sitting in the bedroom of our apartment while my girlfriend and her friend were playing Wiisports in the livingroon. Not a problem, right? Wrong. Lets just keep it simple. Booze + lightweight girls + plus Wii tennis = a problem. Her friend swung the wiimote way to hard for a serve...even missed the ball on the screen...but managed to make contact with...well, i think you'll be able to tell by the pics! -Derek"