Ugh! Land O'Goshen, is that ever one nasty looking bruise. The newly dented Nicole tells us about it as if we were Oprah and she was on our couch...

"I decided to play the mini-game for bowling where you knock down more and more pins. I was sitting on my futon and I guess I swung really hard to knock down the 50+ pins and all of the sudden I realized my head hurt. I was wearing the tether and it did not fail. Instead of it flying widly into the air it stopped and swung back around and hit me in the head. It instantly bruised, at first you could even see an L impression from the corner of the wiimote, but soon the whole area was a giant swollen bruise (imagine a soda bottle top, but bigger). After saying 'how did I even do that' fifty or so times I grabbed my digital camera to capture evidence of this amazing occurence. I've noticed alot of these wiinjuries have been caused by people under the influence, mine however was not, I was sober and it was just really really funny. -Nicole"

You should get that checked out Nicole. That thing is big enough to have teeth and bones in there. It could by your unseperated twin for all we know. Now I'm not one for needlessly recommending protective headgear, but it only seems prudent that you consider the idea.