Girlfriends with black eyes. When I started this, they were just another oddity, but now I live and die for the hope of another picture like this one. Rama tells us how his special lady friend got the shiner.

"Last night I was playing Tennis on my Wii. My girlfriend was sat on the sofa behind me. I was really getting into the game, and I do play it hard! She tried to get off the sofa and do to the kitchen. I went to take a swing for a long forehand shot and I hear a massive BANG. The corner of the remote smacked her in the face, right next to her eye. When she stopped covering her face, I saw all the blood and had to rush her to the hospital."

At least she's still smiling. I'm assuming that a long talk mixed with ample amounts of pleading and begging preceded these pictures. Heaven only knows what Rama has promised in the way of atonement, but I salute his negotiation skills in getting us these pictures. I thank you sir.