Tennis has been a popular one lately. Keith tells us his epic tale in an even and measured tone...
"This was the first day that I had the Wii. I was playing Wii Sports Tennis against my brother and he was winning. We had already played for a few hours and I was getting into the game. I swung my arm to hit the ball and ended up not just hitting the ball but also hitting a low part in the ceiling of my basement with my hand. I looked at my hand and it seemed fine so we finished the game but afterwards I saw that my hand was all y; so I washed it off and we played some more Wii." -Keith
There is something I like about the way Keith explains this to us. It's a bit like he's giving a police report. I realize that it's not exactly a story they're going to make a movie out of, but c'mon Keith, amp up the energy just a little bit.