Holy crap! I think this may be the most gruesome looking submission we've seen yet. I'm just glad you are all here to share it with me. Chad tells us about this event in an even and complacent tone that doesn't bely the full gravity of the wound...

"I was playing Tennis on my brother's Wii - and his house has a ceiling that's a bit lower than I'm used to. Anyways, I was really getting into the game and wanting to act like I would actually act on a tennis court. I was going for an overhand serve and swung my hand up high. The controller hit the ceiling light cover (which was made of glass) and my hand followed through - breaking the cover and having it shatter across my brother's floor. While I was covering up my hand in shock - my brother was just happy to know that his HDTV was still alright. A hospital visit and four stitches later (on a cut that went to the bone) - I'm back on the road of recovery towards playing the Wii again."