Oh good golly geez this looks terrible. According to Zack some ants launched some sort of Trojan horse operation to get into his house via a Wii remote. I dunno what sort of asshat ant leader decides to make a piece of electronic hardware his home, even for a little while, but the pictures would suggest that somewhere along the line they thought it would be a good idea. Below is Zack's version of the story...

"Yeah so I'm willing to bet you haven't got this one yet. My friend was playing my Wii today when low and behold he felt something crawling on his arm. Does your dog have fleas he remarked? Ummm no.... Are there nociems in your house? (tiny bugs that bite really hard, they seem to be all over South Florida for some reason) No... So he looks down and there are ants pouring out of the Wiimote on to his arm. So we rip the battery doors off the Wiimotes and discover an entire colony of ants living in each one! The pictures don't do it justice. There were THOUSANDS of them.

Why these ants decided to use my Wiimotes as a home? It's simple, they love Nintendo! The Wii does rock and of course The Ant Bully was a launch game. So these ants obviously knew this and decided to make the Wiimotes their home. And of course my friend was being the Ant Bully by waving the Wiimote around and wrecking their colony. Right? Now the only question is, how the hell do I get the ants out of my Wiimotes? They chose an expensive home. Smothering in a plastic bag is the only thing I can think of. Any ideas? -Zack"

This whole situation is completely bizarre to me. I don't know if it's just the fact that we get a lot of fairly amazing pictures through here or what, but I've become constantly suspicious that not absolutely everything that I see on the internet is entirely truthful. Perhaps Zack has left some vital bit of information out, like maybe he has been coating his Wii Remote with honey to help keep his grip or something. Who can say for certain? Certainly not someone like myself.

As for remedies for removing the ants from the Wii remote, I'm placing my full, and I do mean FULL, confidence in the power of our commenters to not only come up with an ant removal solution, but to also pronounce Zach's pictures and even his mom as fake. Don't let me down guys.